{"title":"Swag","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"whats-in-the-fucking-box","title":"What's in the Fucking Box","description":"\u003cp\u003eMystery box. You'll always get, at least, what you paid for. Usually, more.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeel free to leave preferences in the notes, but I check your profile anyway.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSame SKU, but updated to pay what you want model.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"dfh.fm","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41004585386153,"sku":"2387316695","price":0.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0556\/9767\/0313\/products\/se7en.png?v=1628376889"},{"product_id":"voron-loco-keychains","title":"Titanium Voron, Micron \u0026 Salad Fork Keychains","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLightweight titanium keychains for Voron-family builders.\u003c\/strong\u003e Choose a laser-cut or etched titanium tag with Voron, Micron, or Salad Fork logo options.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy pick this one\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTitanium body: light in pocket, corrosion-resistant for everyday carry, and tougher than plastic swag.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTwo styles: laser-cut open-logo tags for the sharpest silhouette, or etched tags for a flatter, simpler look.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eMaker-specific logo options for printer keys, tool bags, cases, meetups, and show-and-tell hardware.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSpecifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eMaterial: \u003cstrong\u003etitanium\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eStyles: \u003cstrong\u003elaser cut\u003c\/strong\u003e or \u003cstrong\u003eetched\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eLogo options: \u003cstrong\u003eVoron\u003c\/strong\u003e, \u003cstrong\u003eMicron\u003c\/strong\u003e, or \u003cstrong\u003eSalad Fork\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eAttachment: integrated keyring hole\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eUse it for\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUse one for printer keys, tool bags, travel cases, or the keys to the machine room. If you want a functional opener\/tool instead, see the \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/dfh.fm\/products\/keychain-bottle-opener-nozzle-spinner-thing\"\u003eKeychain Bottle Opener Nozzle Spinner Thing\u003c\/a\u003e; for another maker-swag keychain, see the \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/dfh.fm\/products\/kevinakasam-keychains\"\u003ekevinakasam Keychains\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eDecision guide\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003ePick \u003cstrong\u003elaser cut\u003c\/strong\u003e if you want the logo shape cut through the metal.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003ePick \u003cstrong\u003eetched\u003c\/strong\u003e if you want a simpler flat tag at the lower price point.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat it is not\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eNot a printer part, toolhead component, or replacement hardware.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eNo manufacturer GTIN\/UPC; this is custom maker swag.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e“Very light and great quality.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e","brand":"dfh.fm","offers":[{"title":"Laser Cut \/ Titanium \/ Voron","offer_id":42173658005726,"sku":"4191521405","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Laser Cut \/ Titanium \/ Micron","offer_id":42173658038494,"sku":"7581071708","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Laser Cut \/ Titanium \/ Salad Fork","offer_id":43502293385438,"sku":"5605024816","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Etched \/ Titanium \/ Voron","offer_id":42173658071262,"sku":"9811060471","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Etched \/ Titanium \/ Micron","offer_id":42173658104030,"sku":"7211362446","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Etched \/ Titanium \/ Salad 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to read without eating the whole panel.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSpecifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eType: die-cut decorative magnet\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eArtwork: orange-and-white Fuck Slice graphic\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eApprox. size: \u003cstrong\u003e3 x 3 in.\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eBrand\/vendor: dfh.fm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eUse it on\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003ePrinter enclosures, tool chests, lockers, refrigerators, and other clean magnetic surfaces.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eMaker-space benches and parts cabinets where a little profanity will not cause a meeting.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat it is not\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eNot a 3D-printer part, repair component, or adhesive sticker.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eNot for non-magnetic surfaces unless you add your own metal backing.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"dfh.fm","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43695136440542,"sku":"7679012719","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0556\/9767\/0313\/products\/IMG_3539.jpg?v=1669246721"},{"product_id":"keychain-bottle-opener-nozzle-spinner-thing","title":"Keychain Bottle Opener Nozzle Spinner Thing","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA pocketable Salad Fork shop tool with real utility.\u003c\/strong\u003e Black steel keychain-style bottle opener with three hex cutouts for spinning 3D-printer nozzles during hotend service.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy keep one on the bench\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCombines a bottle opener, nozzle-spinner cutouts, and Salad Fork fork-logo swag in one flat steel piece.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSmall enough for a key ring, tool drawer, or printer-side maintenance kit.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGood match for V6-style nozzle work where you want a quick spinner, not a full wrench.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSpecifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial\/finish:\u003c\/strong\u003e black steel.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eStyle:\u003c\/strong\u003e Salad Fork variant with fork-logo cutout.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFunctions:\u003c\/strong\u003e bottle opener, keychain carry, and three hex nozzle-spinner cutouts.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eStore SKU:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1496363577.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eFits the bench\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUse it as printer-shop swag that still earns its spot next to hotend consumables like \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/dfh.fm\/products\/phaetus-brass-v6-style-1-75mm-nozzle\"\u003ePhaetus V6-style nozzles\u003c\/a\u003e. 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Heat the hotend and support the heater block correctly.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThis is a flat metal utility keychain\/tool, not a printer component.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"dfh.fm","offers":[{"title":"Salad Fork \/ Black Steel","offer_id":44125615259870,"sku":"1496363577","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0556\/9767\/0313\/products\/IMG_4374.jpg?v=1680547669"},{"product_id":"kevinakasam-keychains","title":"kevinakasam Keychains","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eKevinAkaSam steel logo keychain\u003c\/strong\u003e for builders who want a small piece of maker swag with their keys, tool bag, or printer case. Choose black-coated steel or brushed silver steel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy this one\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSquare steel keychain with the cut-through KevinAkaSam logo.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTwo finish options: \u003cstrong\u003eblack steel\u003c\/strong\u003e or \u003cstrong\u003ebrushed silver steel\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFlat, compact profile that fits a key ring, zipper pull, tool bag, or printer-accessory pouch.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA simple add-on for fans of KevinAkaSam projects like the \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/dfh.fm\/products\/beltdrivenender3-kit-by-kevinakasam\"\u003eBeltDrivenEnder3 kit\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/dfh.fm\/products\/klackender-probe-by-kevinakasam\"\u003eKlackEnder Probe\u003c\/a\u003e, and \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/dfh.fm\/products\/wth-burner-by-kevinakasam\"\u003eWTH-Burner\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSpecifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProduct: KevinAkaSam logo keychain\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: \u003cstrong\u003esteel\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFinish options: \u003cstrong\u003eblack\u003c\/strong\u003e or \u003cstrong\u003ebrushed silver\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign: square plate with logo cutout and key-ring hole\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eIntended use\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is maker swag, not a printer component: use it as a keychain, bag tag, zipper pull, or small gift for someone building around KevinAkaSam’s 3D-printer projects.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eDecision guide\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eChoose \u003cstrong\u003eBlack\u003c\/strong\u003e for a coated, low-profile look.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eChoose \u003cstrong\u003eBrushed Silver\u003c\/strong\u003e if you want the bare-metal finish to show.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat it is not\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNot a functional printer part, BOM component, or motion-system replacement.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eKey ring hardware is not shown in the product photos; this listing is for the steel logo keychain shown.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e“Have had this on my keys for 7 months and the coating is still almost completely unscathed, looks nice.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e","brand":"dfh.fm","offers":[{"title":"Steel \/ Black","offer_id":44125693411550,"sku":"3426448633","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Steel \/ Brushed Silver","offer_id":44125693444318,"sku":"6879184297","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0556\/9767\/0313\/products\/kevinakasamkeychains.jpg?v=1680550992"},{"product_id":"rabbit-hats","title":"Rabbit Hats","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRabbit hat for the Enraged Rabbit crowd.\u003c\/strong\u003e A soft plush bunny hat with long ear flaps and paw ends — shop swag, cosplay fuel, and a warning label for anyone deep in ERCF land.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy this instead of another pile of parts?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eActual wearable merch:\u003c\/strong\u003e this is a plush rabbit hat, not a 3D printer component.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eERCF-adjacent chaos:\u003c\/strong\u003e made for the Enraged Rabbit Carrot Feeder people who know exactly why the rabbit matters.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGiftable filler:\u003c\/strong\u003e easy add-on for an order when you need something fun in the box instead of one more bag of fasteners.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSpecifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eStyle:\u003c\/strong\u003e plush rabbit \/ bunny hat with long ear flaps and paw-shaped ends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eColor options:\u003c\/strong\u003e Red, Pink, Grey, White, and Blue\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUse:\u003c\/strong\u003e shop swag, costume accessory, ERCF-themed gift, convention table nonsense\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eInventory note:\u003c\/strong\u003e sold as one hat in the selected color\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003ePairs well with\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/dfh.fm\/products\/enraged-rabbit-carrot-feeder-v2-x-community-edition\"\u003eEnraged Rabbit Carrot Feeder V2.x Community Edition\u003c\/a\u003e if the joke needs a machine behind it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/dfh.fm\/products\/enraged-rabbit-carrot-patch\"\u003eEnraged Rabbit Carrot Patch\u003c\/a\u003e if you want the smaller, flatter version of the same problem.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat it is not\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNot a functional ERCF part, not a printed component, and not required to build a printer.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNot a precision-sized apparel item; 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