{"product_id":"rabbit-hats","title":"Rabbit Hats","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRabbit hat for the Enraged Rabbit crowd.\u003c\/strong\u003e A soft plush bunny hat with long ear flaps and paw ends — shop swag, cosplay fuel, and a warning label for anyone deep in ERCF land.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy this instead of another pile of parts?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eActual wearable merch:\u003c\/strong\u003e this is a plush rabbit hat, not a 3D printer component.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eERCF-adjacent chaos:\u003c\/strong\u003e made for the Enraged Rabbit Carrot Feeder people who know exactly why the rabbit matters.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGiftable filler:\u003c\/strong\u003e easy add-on for an order when you need something fun in the box instead of one more bag of fasteners.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSpecifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eStyle:\u003c\/strong\u003e plush rabbit \/ bunny hat with long ear flaps and paw-shaped ends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eColor options:\u003c\/strong\u003e Red, Pink, Grey, White, and Blue\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUse:\u003c\/strong\u003e shop swag, costume accessory, ERCF-themed gift, convention table nonsense\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eInventory note:\u003c\/strong\u003e sold as one hat in the selected color\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003ePairs well with\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/dfh.fm\/products\/enraged-rabbit-carrot-feeder-v2-x-community-edition\"\u003eEnraged Rabbit Carrot Feeder V2.x Community Edition\u003c\/a\u003e if the joke needs a machine behind it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/dfh.fm\/products\/enraged-rabbit-carrot-patch\"\u003eEnraged Rabbit Carrot Patch\u003c\/a\u003e if you want the smaller, flatter version of the same problem.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat it is not\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNot a functional ERCF part, not a printed component, and not required to build a printer.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNot a precision-sized apparel item; treat it as novelty plush headwear.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e“It’s a rabbit, it’s a hat, it’s an essential piece of ERCF kit.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e","brand":"dfh.fm","offers":[{"title":"Red","offer_id":44621677068510,"sku":null,"price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink","offer_id":44621677101278,"sku":null,"price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey","offer_id":44621677134046,"sku":null,"price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White","offer_id":44621677166814,"sku":null,"price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue","offer_id":44621677199582,"sku":null,"price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0556\/9767\/0313\/files\/IMG_5924.jpg?v=1703231960","url":"https:\/\/formosissima.myshopify.com\/products\/rabbit-hats","provider":"dfh.fm","version":"1.0","type":"link"}